James says:
Mr. Hugs…how do I get into our ATS internet page and update info? Username/password?
Pepsi Achiever says:
Well first you need to find Mr. Snuggles the update elf. Then answer his three riddles. Once you do that he will give you the magic key that can unlock the secret hollow in the land on the other side of the rainbow. In the secret hollow you will find a map that when followed will lead you to the elevator of enchanted commerce.
Pepsi Achiever says:
Take the elevator to the 6th floor and talk to Doris the receptionist. She has the username/password.
Pepsi Achiever says:
As far as finding Mr. Snuggles… last time I saw him he was going to subterranean Delaware to visit his 6th cousin thrice removed. I think his name was Orlando the underwear gnome.
Pepsi Achiever says:
The easiest way to get to subterranean Delaware is through any dryer portal.
Pepsi Achiever says:
In case you didn’t know, dryer portals are opened in the back of clothes dryers when you turn them on. This is how the underwear gnomes steal your socks. So just get into a clothes dryer and have someone turn it on. You will get there in a jiffy.
Pepsi Achiever says:
Just make sure you take something as a gift cause those underwear gnomes can get mean.
James says:
OK then
Pepsi Achiever says:
I hear they are partial to Fig Newmans.
Pepsi Achiever says:
Any questions?
Pepsi Achiever says:
It’s pretty simple once you do it a couple of times.
Pepsi Achiever says:
Need me to turn on the dryer?