25 Random Things About Me

I was recently tagged in one of those chain letter things on facebook by my friend Blake Hall. I’m supposed to post 25 random things about myself and then tag 25 other people. Well, I’m not tagging other people but I thought it would be fun to post.

1. I’m an ordained minister in the Church of the Subgenius. “Eternal salvation or triple your money back!”
2. In 7th grade I went to Space Camp.
3. My favorite band is Oingo Boingo.
4. I’m not Jewish, even though I subscribe to Heeb: The New Jew Review.
5. I block most application requests on facebook.
6. I don’t think I’m very smart.
7. I fantasize of moving out to the middle of nowhere to live off the land possibly in a hobbit hole.
8. I have never been David Bowie.
9. I was vegan for 3 months.
10. I have considered becoming Buddhist.
11. I own a pinball machine.
12. I scored an 8 foot long subway (the restaurant) sign for my dining room, breaking my cars muffler in the process in a sort of semi-high-speed getaway.
13. I love apple turnovers but shouldn’t eat them because they make me fat.
14. My favorite pair of boxers are from Ralph Lauren and have little polo players on them.
15. I don’t practice what I preach, because I’m not the kind of person I’m preaching to.
16. I feel overwhelmed because I don’t know what I want from life.
17. I want a shiny silver vintage Airstream travel trailer.
18. I don’t like scary movies and I love chick flicks.
19. I own a pith helmet and a straw boater.
20. I’m nostalgic for the internet of the late 1990s.
21. I thought First Band on the Moon by the Cardigans was such a good album I was afraid to listen to any of their other albums because I didn’t think they could measure up. I’m glad I finally broke down.
22. My favorite TV show is the L Word, favorite character is Alice.
23. I’ve ordered CDs and Vinyl from England and Germany because I couldn’t find them state side.
24. I had a major crush on the same girl from 3rd grade through graduation and I never asked her out.
25. I love black licorice, green NyQuil and Jägermeister.